Monthly Archives: October 2012

Downtown Dubs VW Car Show at Bambu Tattoo, 12:00 to 5:00 / Wernher Von Braun Would Be Proud

Display your beloved example of German engineering today at Bambu Tattoo. In another fine instance of Historical Confluence Vortex Theory, today is also the 53rd anniversary of Wernher Von Braun becoming the director of the newly organized National Aeronautics and … Continue reading

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Civil Providence Grand Opening, 1:00 to 5:00 / The Rocket Will Be Parked In Grant’s Block / FREE Rocket Dogs ! !

FREE Rocket Dogs !! Get a voucher at the Grand Opening of Civil Providence at 231 Westminster Street. Then head over to the rocket for your free, all-beef, natural casing, grilled Pearl Brand frankfurter. Rocket Dogs help you achieve top … Continue reading

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So Glad To Be Back In The Air, Downtown Farmers Market, 11:00 to 2:00 / Dinner Threatened By Weather

The gear repairs and warp drive improvements have made the rocket an absolute dream to command. The extremely loud symphony of destructive noises created by the failing exhaust manifold, muffler, fuel intake and drivetrain systems have been successfully and beautifully … Continue reading

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Rocket Is Go For Lunch and Dinner ! Kennedy Plaza and Armory Farmers Market

Upon completion of the gear replacement procedure, the over-stimulated engineering crew had to bring in a special scientific consultant in order to properly calibrate the warp drive gear ratios. We won’t bore you with all the details except to say … Continue reading

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No Service Today, Rocket Still Under Repair, Engineering Feeling The Heat !

Flight control room is empty as directors are partying their asses off in Dr. Rossi’s office. Suspect we’ll see them on the tarmac later on blowing up model rockets. Meanwhile, down in engineering, things are getting hairy . . .

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No Service Today, Rocket Grounded For Gear Repairs

Mechanical issues continue to plague the rocket. Our ground crew is diligently working toward getting us back in service. Dr. McCoy has been administering stimulants in order to keep them working around the clock. Flight status to be updated as … Continue reading

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Downtown Farmers Market, 11:00 to 2:00 / Tomato Soup Aboard / Imperial Encounter Damage Report

The damaged drive shaft was determined to be the result of a brief encounter with an Imperial raider. We took one shot from this bastard then came around and returned fire. The coward kicked it into hyperspace and fled, but … Continue reading

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