These men were born on the same day, though 325 years apart, and uttered famous phrases with us to this day.
John Donne . . . “any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”
— Donne, Meditation XVII –
Moe Howard . . . “Why I oughta . . .”
Ponder the philosophical aspects of this confluence and the Theory reveals itself.
If not, repeat.